Mission Accomplished

Nice going Hussein…scare everyone in New York to death so that you can take $300,000 photos of Air Force One. Oh, and that business about you not knowing…I don’t think anyone who knows anything about the kind of preparations that have to be made when Air Force One doesn’t have its backup believes that you didn’t know.  What do you have planned next…a flyby of the Pentagon? The military and security isn’t a joke, but you’re quickly turning out to be one.

In 2005 Obama discussed his own lack of experience ... what changed?

“I haven’t done anything yet. When you start talking about history, that’s measured, you know, over decades and over a lifetime of accomplishment It’s not measured by making a speech or getting elected to something.”

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Adversity builds character. Character is essential in a good president. Make your own judgment. 

He’s new to the big scary world.

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an affair. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in Novemer, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama”

A nation remains grateful

Hillary Clinton in a rare moment of candor.
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